Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 14, 2009

Go with the Rex. She will suspect the bus idea because it makes too much sense.

She’s going to make you feel like you were attacked by a T-Rex.

He could say that he was late because he was looking for a Christmas present for her, that is as believable as anything he would say.

No matter what he says she knows it’s a lie. Why bother? Say nothing. She shouldn’t care anyway.

Flo, I’m sorry I’m late but someone at the bar didn’t think you were God’s gift to man.

I’ve been there before……Nothing works.

I thought Andy lived close enough that he walked and I’m surprise he never gets arrested from being to drunk. I don’t think there is any excuse Flo hasn’t heard from Andy.

Andy is very funny and he reminds me of someone that i know.i’am very glad to have join this comic site iam only 19 years old and i feel as though i ve been reading comic strips for a long time.

Both of drunken neighborly friends make another lame excuses again! Sighhh! Why don’t they sleep with the Tyrannosaurus Rex somewhere else?

That’s late indeed if the full moon is that close to the horizon. I’d say about 5 AM, depending on the season.

Ah yes the classic late from the pub excuse.

Ah yes the classic late from the pub excuse.