Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2009

He doesn’t know how lucky he is….most people pay big bucks for traction.

He’s a dungeon half-full kinda guy.

Wonder if they know the Spook?

Will you feel the same way when you’re 3 inches taller?

Wait till you can’t bend your arms without pain.

I feel that way sometimes when I do pull-ups.

Truthfully, the tension looks just about right to straighten a back without ruining the arms. The Fink needs to hire a new torturer.

I could use a good stretch.

his glass is half full

Come on, guys, that was a line from the Gene Wilder prison movie, Stir Crazy, I think with Richard Pryor.

I suppose when the various comic strips repeat old jokes, they are always new for someone.

I guess there’s a bright side to almost everything

Wooppee.

Oops, now I’VE made that “B.C.” caveman’s sarcasm detector explode!

Don’t worry, comixavier, Thor and his gadget aren’t here.

to stingray185ba: That line is from “The Time Bandits”, directed by cartoonist Terry Gillam, with a bunch of the Monty Python guys in starring roles, along with Ian McKellan.

ts amazing how something so simple can heer u up

I’ll be expecting the infomercial soon. Send in $100 for this great cure for sore backs that has been curing people for centuries.