Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 18, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    I’d like to flush the Office Max elves down the toilet.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Bung doesn’t have much of a choice. He’s either going to be shaving with the DT’s or while he’s drunk. Either way, he’ll have to keep the toilet paper handy.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    For his injuries he’ll need duct tape.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    With all those nicks, he’s losing alcohol.

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    HerrB  almost 15 years ago

    Again a poor German is lost, what is DT, another word for hangover?

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    HerrB  almost 15 years ago

    Just found it and feel stupid now, delirium tremens could have come to mind. But at least I may blame last nights Glühwein for my lack of understanding…

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Don’t fret, HerrB. Supposedly many words in your language carry a content that doesn’t translate over into English. That may well be true.

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    I didn’t know Bung stayed off the hooch long enough to even start to get the DT’s.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    My thoughts exactly!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Maybe it doesn’t take him that long to get the DT’s.

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    Sherrie Wright Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I heartily agree, Llewellenbruce!!

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    24 - 48 hours detox can trigger DTs. Heart attacks, convulsions, and seizures. Then we think we’re fine and resume drinking.

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    hintzy  almost 15 years ago

    Mmm, Glühwein… :-) I’m picking some up tonight to have ready for the holidays!

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    alfracto  almost 15 years ago

    OK! I am a fuddeyduddey!

    Considering the seriousness of the condition and its context, I just don’t think it’s funny.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    OUCH!!!!!

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    MrRess  almost 15 years ago

    Alcohol withdrawal can be fatal, not so much with heroin withdrawal.

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    crazyolnick  almost 15 years ago

    HAve a couple of drinks before you shave. always worked for me

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    dexter_greycells  almost 15 years ago

    English is not my first language either and hence even I don’t know what does ‘DT’ stand for.

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    wsfn  almost 15 years ago

    Delirium tremens is a medical condition and is a result of the body experiencing severe alcohol withdrawal. First medically described around 1800. Within a few days of the last drink the body can experience tremours, halucinations, seizures, and even death. Typically expereinced by long-time alcoholoics who suddenly quit voluntarily or while in hospital for something else.

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