oh, yes – no obesity in heaven—it must be nice to be sure….
if you are a good kind hearted , generous, totally altruistic, saintly obese person….you are going to fry like the food you used to eat…..cause the sign says ……fatsos not allowed…
or is it …once you have achieved your lifetime goal of being in heaven—you are shorn of all your excess weight, you are 24 years old and beautiful and perfect and perfectly happy because you are with ‘god’…..since there is so much magic change going on, then I suppose one is MADE to enjoy being in a place like that forever….no unhealthy people, means no insanity there either…..
The first thing is choir practice! All gatherings for the purpose of fellowship involve no calories, because God wouldn’t punish us for not wanting to hurt someone’s feelings by not eating even a little of what they brought. That’s been my story for several decades now, and I’m sticking to it!
Flintstoned almost 15 years ago
That’s some heavy soul man.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Are you sure this isn’t the other place?
Tawanda almost 15 years ago
Why is he on his hands and knees?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
oh, yes – no obesity in heaven—it must be nice to be sure…. if you are a good kind hearted , generous, totally altruistic, saintly obese person….you are going to fry like the food you used to eat…..cause the sign says ……fatsos not allowed… or is it …once you have achieved your lifetime goal of being in heaven—you are shorn of all your excess weight, you are 24 years old and beautiful and perfect and perfectly happy because you are with ‘god’…..since there is so much magic change going on, then I suppose one is MADE to enjoy being in a place like that forever….no unhealthy people, means no insanity there either…..
like I said, nice to be sure ..
notinksanymore almost 15 years ago
nighthawks–I think they mean there will be no obesity because you leave your corporeal body behind. Gotta have a body to be fat.
NoBrandName almost 15 years ago
If you have to go on a diet and fitness plan, is it really heaven?
davesmithsit almost 15 years ago
Heaven-Hell both man made exsistances.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
That’s not the deal! He’s supposed to be thin and young by the time he’s standing at the gate.
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
The first thing is choir practice! All gatherings for the purpose of fellowship involve no calories, because God wouldn’t punish us for not wanting to hurt someone’s feelings by not eating even a little of what they brought. That’s been my story for several decades now, and I’m sticking to it!