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hey, follow lizard, i agree entirerly. she could make a train take a dirt road, and the hangover ain’t gonna be pretty either. better tie a pork chop around her neck, just so the “dog” will play with her.
Went through the ugly forest and hit every tree
Got hit about the head with an ugly stick - bat - 2x4 - iron
hit every branch falling out of the ugly tree
got run over by the ugly truck - train - bus
When they handed out looks, she thought they said books and got slapped with the last one….
she fell in the well once, we were skimming ugly for weeks.
lewreader, tonight is a blue moon. it’s gonna be real bright at midnight. sorry for your delusion. then again, it depends on how well you get lit up tonight.
WoodEye about 15 years ago
Quick, buy her a shot of tequila!
Flintstoned about 15 years ago
Split the bottle.
10eapolis Premium Member about 15 years ago
Maybe she’s giving up the bottle because she’s just seen what a snake really looks like… and his proximity is too close for comfort.
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
hey, follow lizard, i agree entirerly. she could make a train take a dirt road, and the hangover ain’t gonna be pretty either. better tie a pork chop around her neck, just so the “dog” will play with her.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
The joy of waking up Jan 1. They’re all beautiful at midnight.
MisngNOLA about 15 years ago
She’s so ugly her momma used to feed her with a slingshot.
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
Went through the ugly forest and hit every tree Got hit about the head with an ugly stick - bat - 2x4 - iron hit every branch falling out of the ugly tree got run over by the ugly truck - train - bus When they handed out looks, she thought they said books and got slapped with the last one….
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
she fell in the well once, we were skimming ugly for weeks. lewreader, tonight is a blue moon. it’s gonna be real bright at midnight. sorry for your delusion. then again, it depends on how well you get lit up tonight.
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Translation : I can’t get drunk enough to do it.
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
too wordy?
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
If i had a face like that, I wouldn’t like to be sober either.