Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 13, 2009

Yay, a Sunday Froggy!

too late, she’s angry already

Re the blog: I actually owned a Ventrilo when I was a kid. It was made out of metal and leather, you were supposed to put in your rmouth to throw your voice. It didn’t work. I wonder how many kids choked to death??

I couldn’t help but notice that Teresa checked off most of the carcinogens. What does she intend to do with Arsenic?

Wait. This is MY GROCERY LIST!!! I know because I put a check mark next to Teresa (near the sugar.)

That ELEFUNK TRUNK is too small for my junk.

If your skin crawls now, just wait until you try my batter dipped corn dog. It is unnaturally good.

And now I’m really confused.

And furthermore Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes! Reefers….

Gee, that reminds me -where are my @#%&*! rewards for filling in that survey Laura?

got 2 FA’s for the price of one today… so re-post…take a few days off and come back to find FA has been Hi-jacked by someone called Burrttt ??? glad to see the blog is it’s usual naughty self … (congrat’s MsD - MrsB if in fact that’s a fact…)

You are behind on news, TruckDriverFritz. It’s Mrs. J.C. Duffy!

Heheh . I feel the need to shower , after reading this one .

My grocery store doesn’t have Teresa, and when I ask, the customer service manager always looks at me strangely.

Angry lady; checklist with “Teresa” on it. The game’s afoot, Watson!

Ha! I was right. Batter-dipping one’s corn dog is a euphemism. http://tinyurl.com/y8g9skw