Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 29, 2012

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    tahoeh2o  about 12 years ago

    Wake up Grasshopper…

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    The Kool-Aid collection pitcher.

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    Nelly55  about 12 years ago

    my mom used to throw ice in our beds if we didn’t get up in time…….

    she only did it once to me…..after that she only had to shake the ice tray and my feet would hit the floor.

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    Tigerkid  about 12 years ago

    @Nelly55 My dad used to keep marbles in the freezer for the same purpose. The advantage being that they didn’t melt so you didn’t have to worry about the mattress getting wet, and marbles will roll so even if the person tries to shift to a new spot in the bed, they’ll follow. Plus, marbles are reusable. He kept the same set in the freezer for years, just in case.

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    xpurplezebra  about 12 years ago

    Si’ I see icy

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago

    He WAS in need of spiritual awakening. Three seconds later, he was in need of defibrillation.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 12 years ago

    In Zen monasteries, if you start to nod off during meditation, someone whacks your head with a yardstick.

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