Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2012

A 1 buck bonus?

Wonder what kind of business that will attract…

I’m glad to see that Rat plans to be tolerant! —Sort of glad….

Rat you and Guard Duck need your own strip where you both can condescend each other.

Rat will be a rat.

Guard duck could be a cashier … I can see it now.

Finally a zero tolerance policy I can support.

LOL LOL! I love Rat… But he’s a cartoon character who you just LOVE to HATE.

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Reminds me of that restaurant in Chicago that is intentionally rude to the customers. People flock there to get a show every night.

Is this a ‘tip of the hat’ to the coffee shop on QC?

Rat should manage my local Starbucks. Meanest baristas in town.

@TheTrusedMechanicThat was great. When I was in the land surveying business, I would always get the question, how much to you charge for a survey. I always said, “About as much as it costs to fix your car.”

Is Rat going to hire Frank Nelson?

All French cafes are like that.

I’m in real estate. I wish it were customary to get paid for market analysis’ or to research properties and show them..I encounter too many Rats & G.D.’s along the way.

I want to work there.

Sounds like ’Questionable Content" to me, the Coffee House of Doom. Great webcomic.

No shirtNo shoesNo Rat

There’s one of those rude resturants in San Antonio too, but at least the view’s nice (it’s on the Riverwalk.) You can get away with rude in 2 situations: 1. big town where it’s your shtick, how you stand out for the rest, 2. small town where you are the only option (won’t work in most cases since if you get nasty enough some one will open up a competitor and meanwhile most will do without.)

Exactly what Rat did whaen he worked in a coffee shop to begin with. Course being an anthromorphic rat they couldn’t fire him because he’s a minority without first hiring other’s of his minority in his place. Which worked out for the lazy, shiftless, jerk until he decided to go into cloning and unwittingly cloned his own replacements.