Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 20, 2012

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no what i don’t understand is the bites part if the ecomicanme so bad should ain’t she have no account

@JohnnyDiego i am listen the reson why i don’t understand is one i am a teen and two i don’t have a bank account and i won’t till i am 18

Come on, people! It’s a statement. “your ccount bites!” And it has a bank reference. Therefore, it’s a “bank statement”. (ŘŸʞʊ7 a real bank statement will be a slip of paper telling you your account balance and such.)

@naturally_easy can u explain it in a joke i canunderstand and make sure i can understand it too

This a case of sarcasm rather than humor. The lady’s bank balance may not be low at all, we don’t really know what the bank employee is looking at on his computer. He may be viewing the latest cartoons! The bank employee is being sarcastic to hide what he’s looking at.

Would it still be a “bank statement” if he had said “I’m not a fortune teller.” ? . . . ☻

“Can I have a match?”“Sure. Your breath and a buffalo fart.”

Does that help to illustrate?

Ralph seems to be checking his account. How many nuts does he have at the bank? One seems to be the teller next to him . . .

“Feed me!”

so oh i get my turn for the joke she on the bank of the edge a novilty that bites and the fund of the induffience

thats as good as it will get for me

just because i don’t understand it dosn’t mean i not an earthling all my life people made fun of the way i talk or write

@picto i don’t care if u say i form mars just stop talking about the way i write it

As much as I hate it because I have seen some of your posts, I agree with you 100%. THANK GAWD someone besides me is catching on to this so “called teenager” I find it offensive how it makes fun of those who DO have learning disabilities!

i form indina

and i am a teen

bye forevr

Goodbye and good riddance!