The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 18, 2012

Try “No More Brains” for adults in their second childhood.Not a shampoo, a little pill to help you remember to KEEP YOUR FOOL EYES CLOSED, IDIOT!(Sorry… sigh…)Anyway, it’s on Aisle 7 right next to the incontinence products… you’re going back there anyway.

And the reason he always wears black pants is….because he wets his pants, too. (And maybe more.)I’ll bet that Joy has to remind the big baby to “go” at bed time.My first reaction was the chorus of Neil Young’s “Helpless.” (Sorry Neil)

Word in the Crustwood Forum Tattler says Bev is on Mic like Velveeta on broccoli at the Stampede Buffet. All she can eat but unfortunately taking something home is not only permitted but almost guaranteed.

SS Yes! I always read what you write. It’s nice to be written to :)

purple sky TYVM!

I’ve found duck tape over the eyes to be effective…But you have to remember to remove it before you try to exit the shower.

not for those ’70s guy with the long sideburns

Don’t llike the big “sun” or the “fence” background. Once again this lacks the detail we all like…. " JULIE…? ? ?"

Sometimes I shut my mouth without thinking, and bite by toothbrush in two.

@riverhawkMaybe he was referring to this:http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesCategoryDisplay?KPID=891429&catalogId=10051&interceptedCatEntryId=399691&identifier=BI285311&langId=-1&storeId=10001&cid=PS%3AGooglePLAs%3A891429

I’ll bet Joy made this phone call have a listen and you will know why I say that http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=CI8UPHMzZm8

I9 I were Burl, naked in the bathroom, with all the mirrors, I’d keep m,y eyes closed too. BLEACH+++AAAAKKK

Neither one of those 2 are bright enough to realize he could just go ahead and use the no more tears baby shampoo. He doesn’t have much more hair up there than a baby anyway. To my knowledge there’s no law against an adult using it.As for the ‘find it’, if it’s in the cart it’s a lousy rendition of the eye. Interestingly, however, the bottom shelf on the rack appears to have that diamond shaped thingy from yesterday’s ‘find it’