Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 19, 2009

Yes, stop being a royal pain!

Good Saturday Morning Thom Thom

“The Queen to Me a Royal Pain Doth Give”…

(one of P.D.Q. Bach’s early hits)

Also for your bemusement, something from The Lucy Show, in which the cast members were in a skit illustrating the generation gap in Julius Caesar’s day…

“What’s the weather forecast for tomorrow?” ”Hail, Caesar!”

I love the wing “hands”, and the tag on the mattress, but I can’t quite read all of it.

There is a sale over at the mall on the king, James.

Good Morning Chief Thom Thom

She doesn’t like it because the eggs would roll off, but the fact that he thinks she just wants larger IS funny. They need to peck a hole in the middle- I hope it doesn’t have bare metal springs -chilly!

OH MY GOSH!! Is that a down mattress?

Listen you booby, you’ve forgotten the cardinal rule, if I want a queen, you’d best be robin one from the ospreys. When I get together with the gulls, I want to crow about our new nest. Now take this and hawk it.

Way to egg them on, cleo. (SNERK)

@cleo, you didn’t sparrow one pun, did you? I quail to think of what tern of phrase you might come up with if this were not just a lark to you. I’d grouse some more, but I’d better fly. Catcher later!

How inappropriate!! The Cardinal is trying to bed the Queen? I know I’M offended by that!!

Is this another DOUBLE ENTENDRE?

Boy, some good ones today! didn’t leave much to work with.

What a Sealy male, doesn’t he know his wife was expecting twins?

I haven’t seen anything offensive yet!

Cleo, it can’t be a down mattress since it is up in the trees. Awesome puns!

I want to know how he got the mattress up in the tree. Cheep labor?

Puns flying around here’