Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 06, 2010

Eating her own cooking should take care of the problem.

Does that mean you want to go up in flames?

Don’t we all? ….burn calories, that is.

“We’ve had a slight weapons malfunction…” – Han Solo

Would this qualify as a similar roasting pan malfunction? :)

I did not buy her a smoke detector and a bathroom scale. Tempted

call Cat Cora for her ‘stay slim’ advice.

i love it blackened!

Blackened, the only way.

Terrible as Roz’s food is, Cosmo will be there pretty soon to eat some more of it. Does that mean that Cosmo is masochistic?

As much as Cosmo insults her food, it doesn’t appear as though he’s starving - burned food or no burned food.

so does an ostrich, fish stix. what’s yer point? jrbj, your only masochistic if you derive pleasure from being abused or dominated in a sexual manner. let’s face it…….. the foods not THAT good!

amen

Oh Roz! Don’t we all.

ronaldmundy, the food itself is immaterial. What matters is the sexual gratification derived from torturing yourself by eating the food. The food is not supposed to be that good. If it were your couldn’t have masochistic gratification from eating it. You’re trying to make it into something rational. Masochism is anything but rational