Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 03, 2010

Just pull the plug!

Return it.

-ang it, Wiley, now I’ll be trying to figure out what the D- word is all night.

Hey, you’d have to be *umb not to know what the D-word is?

You can’t pull the plug: it’s atomic!

Divorce .

IF it’s “sledge hammer proof” then use the “C” word, as in C-4. (“Strictly for ‘medicinal puposes’ mind you”)

it’s solar. since it’s in the office of no return….give it away. who’s gonna know? *amn is right, regardless of context.

Divorce and she loses her meal ticket.

WHERE’S HOMER ?????!!!!!!!!!!!! He was suppose to be here for Sundays.

divorce and HE loses his meal ticket. i don’t care which way a divorce goes. we all just keep paying, and paying, and paying. (monetarily, physically, and emotionally) get over it larry. it’s always going to be a toss up. lay off the coffee. have a couple of shots of van gogh’s double expresso. i guarantee if you repeat this offend enough, you’ll be saying, “homer, who?”

Larry, I guess you mean Wiley’s Homer. Because Homer Simpson would be offensive… Doh

“There is no personal problem that cannot be resolved with the appropriate placement of high explosives.”

Hunter S. Thompson

I actually read this at 11:37am my time. I think it can see into the future and cause serious harm to you if you attempt to Disable it.

C-4 is for cutting metal. TNT is more appropriate for the job, and safer than commercial Dynamite.

Takes a license to purchase, though …

Ohdang! That’s it! Pull the plug off and toss it in trash. That is not always accurate like a GPA. Sheshhh!

not if you make your own nitro. just remember….don’t skimp on the ice, and use douglas fur for your saw dust. C-4 is used in demolition. now if you want to melt or “cut” metal, break out the potassium nitrate.

Disastrous!

If you try to throw it out, it will be coming to get you Ralph!

is it hack-saw proof?

Better yet regift it to someone you don’t like.

mount the satellite dish on your roof that way you can watch FOX

The thing even looks angry..

maybe some napalm? or Wily Peter?

Darwin? Think on that monkey-boy! Intelligent design my arse! Though it was clever about the female form thing…Hmmm?

It’s probably DISABLED! We now have to use Challenged, as in physically-, mentally-, ethically-. Personally, I think the whole PC thing is retarded!

@Richard, given last weeks arc, I think your guess may be on the money.

Jiblet_VT, I heard on New Year’s morning, the new substitution for disabled: differently-abled. Stupidest PC garbage I’ve heard in a long time.

This whole thing reminds me of an old novelty song (I can’t remember the title) by Phil Harris - “You’ll never get rid of that dum-ta-dum, no matter what you do”.

Had to look; wikipedia points to it. Phil Harris performed “The Thing” in 1950 on an RCA 78 (vinyl, y’see). Enjoy!

Another useful combo comes to mind; thermite, a carefully measured mix of finely powdered aluminum and rust (iron oxide), that when lit, makes molten iron; thermite grenades were what we always kept in the top drawer of the secret file cabinet, in case there was time to use it if the base were being overrun by the Iwakuni B-girls.

D-Word: “Dick Cheney”

Ok. It’s two words but since Cheney is used to bend the rules so can I.