FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 03, 2010
December 27, 2009
January 10, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Stupid Apple rejected my iPhone app! Peter: I didn't know you'd made one. Jason: Yeah. It's "Cootielert." It was going to be my ticket to fame and fortune. It uses the phone's microphone to analyze voices in your environment in order to gauge exposure to members of the opposite sex. It then ties in with Google Maps to give you directions to the nearest biohazard ready hospital. It even prompts you for the text you'd like on your tombstone if the cootie level goes over 2.3 Eileen Jacobsons. Paige: What are you doing with Mom's phone? phone: Warning! Proceed north to Lakeview Mercy! Jason: I mean, look how well it works! Peter: Assuming these hospitals all have psychiatrists.
donboyer about 15 years ago
They call it the “Cootie ta” !
kreole about 15 years ago
I grew up with older sisters—-I always considered them sub-human. Something just wasn’t right……
YatInExile about 15 years ago
See if Blackberry will buy it…
Charles Brobst Premium Member about 15 years ago
I have two younger sisters. I’ve always enjoyed their company. My older brother now was a different matter.
notinksanymore about 15 years ago
Lolz, that would be fun!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
@donboyer, ROFLMAO!!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
yep, Dry, that one’s a keeper! LOL
Ushindi about 15 years ago
Absolutely GREAT word play, donboyer.
napaeric about 15 years ago
you would have to be crazy to see a psychiatrist