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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 03, 2012
November 02, 2012
November 04, 2012
Transcript:
Beni: Now make the bee do something useful. Alice: Bee go fix me a bologna sandwich. Bee: Buzz Alice: Run! Alice: Hey, thats a june bug! Ha! Don't I feel silly. Dill: No wonder it tried to sting us.
I found a June bug just a couple of weeks ago. Picked it up off the pavement outside Walgreen’s, at night. It was getting cool, and the bug didn’t look too happy there. I took it to a friend’s back yard and put it on a bush. It wouldn’t tell me which bush it preferred.
Bees like mayonaise. If you ask a bee to make you a bologna sandwich be sure to say “hold the mayo” or your sandwich might arrive with the bee in it.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
June bugs never fix bologna sandwiches. They’re difficult that way.
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Do not annoy the insect!
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
Dill’s a bit behind the curve. June bugs can’t sting.What they CAN do is make a lot of threatening noise.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Even a bee can be pushed too far, oh my brave young scholars!
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
To a little kid, ALL bugs can sting. I know some adults who still think that.
massha over 12 years ago
What neatslob said. I, for one, take no chances!
PoodleGroomer over 12 years ago
Never buy or fix a sandwich for anyone else. They will always complain that you got it wrong.
alviebird over 12 years ago
I found a June bug just a couple of weeks ago. Picked it up off the pavement outside Walgreen’s, at night. It was getting cool, and the bug didn’t look too happy there. I took it to a friend’s back yard and put it on a bush. It wouldn’t tell me which bush it preferred.
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
I hate June Bugs…
ellisaana Premium Member over 12 years ago
kdrufcrn over 12 years ago
calvinsfriend: I hate June bugs too. In fact all bugs.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
What’s to hate about that?
alviebird over 12 years ago
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