Jon: What can I do to impress Liz at dinner tonight? Garfield: Take me with you! Jon: You're not helping. Garfield: And lavish me with a big, thick steak!
May 14, 2024
Take her somewhere else besides McDonalds.
Impress Liz with a diamond ring, Jon. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
What to do what to do…
Wear something decent for a change, Jon.
Be yourself. She seems to like you for who you are.
Does Liz know you can yodel, Jon?
Ooooohh snap!
Remember, its all about Garfield.
Wear a tie?
Act like a decent adult…
LOL xxx
Use a lint brush to get all the cat hair off your flashy suit.
In LA they passed an odinance for meatless Mondays. They want the residents to go vegetarian one day a week.
Hey Jon instead of the local McDonalds take her some where classy… The Arbys.. She will see just what kind of man you really are……
I Could Go For a Nice Rib Eye Steak Right About Now.!!!!!!
:-) :-)
Take her to anywhere except a fast food place.
What can you do to impress Liz at dinner tonight? Have Chinese, but don’t tell her it’s Garfield.
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
Take her somewhere else besides McDonalds.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Impress Liz with a diamond ring, Jon. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
codycab about 12 years ago
What to do what to do…
RetroJenny about 12 years ago
Wear something decent for a change, Jon.
QuietStorm27 about 12 years ago
Be yourself. She seems to like you for who you are.
-Saint- about 12 years ago
Does Liz know you can yodel, Jon?
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Ooooohh snap!
specinss about 12 years ago
Remember, its all about Garfield.
cookies333 about 12 years ago
Wear a tie?
Number Three about 12 years ago
Act like a decent adult…
LOL xxx
Karaboo2 about 12 years ago
Use a lint brush to get all the cat hair off your flashy suit.
kc7vpj about 12 years ago
In LA they passed an odinance for meatless Mondays. They want the residents to go vegetarian one day a week.
Mitchtheone about 12 years ago
Hey Jon instead of the local McDonalds take her some where classy… The Arbys.. She will see just what kind of man you really are……
NetAdmin about 12 years ago
I Could Go For a Nice Rib Eye Steak Right About Now.!!!!!!
:-) :-)
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
Take her to anywhere except a fast food place.
pcolli about 12 years ago
What can you do to impress Liz at dinner tonight? Have Chinese, but don’t tell her it’s Garfield.