Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2010

OR…..from the expression on his face the Fink, er King, is carrying drugs on his wee person.

“Go ahead and bite the little fink”.

Yes, probably growth hormones.

Occupational hazard.

By the way, didn’t Family Guy cover this already?

The dog must cover up one nostril when he sniffs them.

Poor thing…

Rut ro, I smell rugs.

Why do cops on TV always taste the drugs? How do they know what drugs taste like? “This is pure.” Hmm?

Hey, Fink, you wouldn’t happen to have any on you , would you?

Looks like he’s been doing more than sniffing them.

Lewreader said, about 4 hours ago

Why do cops on TV always taste the drugs? How do they know what drugs taste like? “This is pure.” Hmm?

Maybe it’s a job berk? And if so then I can add this to the list of why I never went into law enforcement!

Why did the Fink put his hands behind his back?

Susan001 Now that’s a sight I’d like to see.

On NCIS, the Navy cops put a bit of the drugs into some plastic container that has something in it that turns blue if it’s a certain drug. I like the way they do that - looks much more professional.

“Heroin… Peppermint flavored heroin!”

Cary Grant, “Charade”

“This is thy brain. This is ale. This is thy brain on ale. Canst thou question it?”

(caption I put on a photo I took at the last Novato Renaissance Faire)