Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2012

Do the same thing but put stake on it

That burger sounds more poisonous than the apples.

At least it won’t kill a person as fast as yourpoisoned apples will.

If he want customer he should get rid of the poison and put bacon stake apple on a soilin dip in apple cream note it sound dissgussing but it not

if you don’t get rid of those poison apples soon, they’ll go bad…

i believe they call it caramel

I’ll pass on that. But it sounds like something that would be a big hit at the State Fare.

Johnny; one of the first of the Five Guys.

When you find it let me know.We’ll meet up there for lunch.

Witchie should try subterfuge. The phrases “natural” and “environmentally friendly” usually help.

Wrap your apples in bacon. C’mon, that’s an easy one.

amen

no ashburn i said stake because who could resested stake even if it is poison

i mean resist

You’d think that CHEESE FRIES would have been enough to put her out of business!

A burger joint near where I live has something like that named the Myocardial Infarction. True story.

That burger sounds delicious! Not at all healthy, but delicious!

hay if u want some dip i say big top has some i will cheack k

srry they don’t have no dip but u can get brestfeast over there

The puns are great today

Supersize it.

Market the apples as being kosher.

Aces!!!

I’ll have a deepfried poison apple please.

freeholder1 u have a question

Wrap the apples in fresh, cooked crisp bacon?

funny.