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Tell me, magic 8 ball, will Mitt Romney win in November? Reply hazy. Try again. Cannot predict now. Asked again later. Outlook not so good. Another faulty one, Jarvis... Bring in the next batch...
Perhaps Karl Rove and Antonin Scalia can fix an 8 Ball to guarantee Romney a victory. If you can’t win honestly, then resort to cheating. It worked in 2000 and 2004.
He should ask the magic 8 ball what’s in Willard’s concealed tax returns.-Or what was in the destroyed financial records of the Utah Olympics.-Or what was on the Massachusetts State Government hard drives that were confiscated.-Or how much money is in Willard’s secret foreign bank accounts.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
If nothing else, I can predict that Sedgwick Nuttingham will corner the market on Magic Eight-Balls.
Montaholic over 12 years ago
Sedgwick must not have the Gallup Magic 8 Ball.
Bobong over 12 years ago
Hmmm. Surely Sedgwick can prevail upon Jarvis to rig an 8-ball to give him the outcome he wants. Or maybe fund some 8-ball suppression laws…
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
Perhaps Karl Rove and Antonin Scalia can fix an 8 Ball to guarantee Romney a victory. If you can’t win honestly, then resort to cheating. It worked in 2000 and 2004.
Nortley over 12 years ago
What is Romney really after? “R” money.
BurritoBandito over 12 years ago
Funny thing is I can see this happening in both parties campaign offices.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 12 years ago
Mittens must have brought those 8-balls in from China!
braindead Premium Member over 12 years ago
He should ask the magic 8 ball what’s in Willard’s concealed tax returns.-Or what was in the destroyed financial records of the Utah Olympics.-Or what was on the Massachusetts State Government hard drives that were confiscated.-Or how much money is in Willard’s secret foreign bank accounts.