FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 30, 2010
January 29, 2010
February 01, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Where are you going? Peter: Out of the driveway to shoot some hoops. I figure with Micahel Jordan now retired, the NBA's going to be in dire need of a new superstar to fill the void. Hey, with enough practice, it could be me! Jason: You're looking at a fair amount of work. Peter: No duh. Fortunately, I have a real passion for the game. Jason: I meant shoveling last night's snow off the driveway first. Peter: Eh. Forget it, then.
rayannina over 14 years ago
That’s dedication.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I’d say he needs more practice, height, talent, and coordination.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Besides, Michael came back after he tried baseball and discovered that being able to jump fifteen feet doesn’t help much in that sport. And he did pretty durn well for himself!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Superstars do not shovel their own driveways. That’s why they have an entourage.
Redkaycei over 14 years ago
I can’t help but remember the school girl who when shown a film of some of Jordens greatests shots, frowned and said he could never play on her team…. why they asked amazed?.. because he always travels… Something I said his entire carrer….. Yeah I know they let the big boys walk all over cause it allows more scoring which they say we want, rather then good basketball.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
and another potential career goes pfft!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Redkaycei that irritates me as well, how many steps does one have to take now to be called for traveling.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
cleokaya, if you’re driving to the basket, they seem to allow you an extra step. If you’re not, they are still very serious about calling you. People like slam dunks, and so I guess the refs are told not to penalize the drive..
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
I lost what little interest I had in the NBA when one of the commentators said something along the lines of “_____ will have to be a bigger star before he gets that call.” Without showing any indication of being appalled, the commentators essentially said that it’s SOP in the NBA for the game to be called differently for the superstars than for the “average” players. Between that and ignoring things like traveling, etc., the game’s only a small step above pro wrestling.