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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 11, 2010
January 10, 2010
January 12, 2010
Transcript:
Though his theory wasn't published until later in life, Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.
Woman: Be a dear and pass aunt Nelda the pickled beets, would you, Isaac?
Aunt Nelda knew that Isaac Newtonâs interest in gravity wasnât because he saw an apple fall but rather because of his early encounter with her gravy.
Old chicks use a can of hairspray on their hair. Itâs probably stiff enough to scrape barnacles off ship hulls. HEY, maybe she should use on those triceps.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Tharms!
ben_david about 15 years ago
Oh, YUCHHH!!
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
Thatâs also why he remained celibate his entire life.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Watch out. Those rolls could smack you in the face.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
tune in next week, same bat time same bat channelâ
and donât forget your batwings!
osceola about 15 years ago
Aunt Nelda knew that Isaac Newtonâs interest in gravity wasnât because he saw an apple fall but rather because of his early encounter with her gravy.
chubbygirlcomics about 15 years ago
Iâd say âunder-muscleâ beats âappleâ anytime in a professional, scientific paper. He should have gone with itâŠ.
coffeeturtle about 15 years ago
Haha! Eww!
That sometimes happens to people who lose weight quickly. All this extra skin hanging. double-eww!
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Old chicks use a can of hairspray on their hair. Itâs probably stiff enough to scrape barnacles off ship hulls. HEY, maybe she should use on those triceps.
vawser about 15 years ago
Itâs the day of middle-aged comic strip women referring to themselves in the third person! (see Cul-de-Sac)
RioBravo about 15 years ago
We called them Grandmaâs pillows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
napaeric about 15 years ago
I wonât touch that
srw150 about 15 years ago
âLunch-lady arms!â Ah, gravity, a splendid thing.