Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    People will be moving there in droves!

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    Bilan  about 12 years ago

    I grew up in California and we had swings there too!

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 12 years ago

    Okay, I’m game. What the hey’s a swinger state?

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    tuna1  about 12 years ago

    Those would be the last three states I’d think of for swinging..

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    Peabody-Martini  about 12 years ago

    Terry Gross has dealt with far worse. Anyone else remember the Gene Simmons interview?

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    zero  about 12 years ago

    Bet they’re re-tire swings…

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    tigre1again  about 12 years ago

    Yer nutz.

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    Pig-in-glasses looks very smart.Looks can be deceiving.Yay, Swinger States! I worked in Ohio for many years….

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    There’s a reason they call it the Show-Me State!

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    knight1192a  about 12 years ago

    Swinger states, huh? Funny, I thought there were some other states that had more swingers than those three. Well, thanks Pig, now we know.

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    vwdualnomand  about 12 years ago

    mormon mitt said earlier in the campaign, that he would cut fema and disaster relief. then, sandy arrived. now, he says he would not cut fema and disaster relief. plus, there are swingers in all 50 states. and, some are polyamorous.

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    dfowensby  about 12 years ago

    …it’s Stegmeierś time! long time since i saw one of those ads!

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    eddie6192  about 12 years ago

    Rat should have used Goat as his campaign strategist, instead of that dumb Pig.

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    I just had an interesting thought. All of the main characters are animals that are insults in English: Pig, Rat and Goat. Hm. Of the three, I’d rather be like Pig.

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    bgby4884  about 12 years ago

    Mr. Trekman, if you like PBS please pay for it. Why do you believe others should pay for you to watch TV? I don’t have cable because I can’t afford it. I certainly don’t expect you to pay for it for me!

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    SwimsWithSharks  about 12 years ago

    Post that pic of your biceps workout, Rat. Swinger States love biceps.

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    route66paul  about 12 years ago

    My father tried to scare me with VD. When I told him that antibiotics cured them, he started talking about the “Black Clap”, from Vietnam, it was worse than leprosy.

    I was worried, but not enough to stop looking.

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    OGeniusOne  about 12 years ago

    I love swinging! A lot of kids do it at neighborhood parks in their hometown.

    *Do any of you remember what day the comic was that Pig was saying he doesn’t understand the saying ‘a sitting duck’ and the last panel showed LGD saying, ‘Go ahead! Make my day?’ *

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Swinger state: a condition or attitude in which one thinks they are sexy. You many be in a swinger state but that don;t make you a swinger!

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    cubelodyte  about 12 years ago

    Stephan, Thanks for remaining non-partisan. There’s plenty to poke fun of on either side.

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    Number Three  about 12 years ago

    Oooops!

    Slip up…

    xxx

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    Casey Southards  about 12 years ago

    Rat is so going to win.

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    Rickapolis  about 12 years ago

    No swinging in Missouri, I don’t think.

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    burleigh2  about 12 years ago

    The first mistake is having Pig be ANY part of his campaign… the second mistake is having him put in charge of anything. :-sAnd I just caught the gag (whether it was intended or not) that’s it’s a Rat race! LOL!

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    Popeyesforearm  about 12 years ago

    He’s get the South Beach vote locked up.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 12 years ago

    Does Pig really want to go swinging in the state of the Golden Girls? (And does anyone else remember that show?)

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    He does! He does indeed! thanks for the laugh.

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    Darth Revan II  almost 4 years ago

    Rat for prez! Vote rat!

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    Someone with knowledge  almost 2 years ago

    Ohio and florida jokes were created by pearls it seems

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