Arrrrrgh!
boo! pour alittle sand on the bar… when he askes “what’s that?”, tell him it’s a desert….try and get a drink now!
This one needs - ba DUMP bum! - a rimshot.
Want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat real quick?
cut off your head
Do you have Prince Albert in cans?
and stop using your foot to scratch behind your ears
To use in a restaurant:
sounds like a bart simpson crank call.
You have a good point there… too bad your hair’s covering it up.
grapfhics about 15 years ago
Arrrrrgh!
ronaldmundy about 15 years ago
boo! pour alittle sand on the bar… when he askes “what’s that?”, tell him it’s a desert….try and get a drink now!
coltish1 about 15 years ago
This one needs - ba DUMP bum! - a rimshot.
Ray_C about 15 years ago
Want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat real quick?
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
cut off your head
fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Do you have Prince Albert in cans?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
and stop using your foot to scratch behind your ears
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
To use in a restaurant:
“Do you have any spare ribs?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Do you have crabs?”eqo about 15 years ago
sounds like a bart simpson crank call.
benbrilling about 15 years ago
You have a good point there… too bad your hair’s covering it up.