Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 24, 2012

Gee, that is a problem.

I thought that’s where they all started, and got their degrees online or by correspondence.

I thought all crooks went to night school.

Start with another crime and forge a college diploma.

White collar crime is where it’s at – the less you need the money, the more you steal, and the more people you screw over, the lighter your sentence if you’re caught.

Let’s see: blue collar crime, white collar crime. Is that such a thing as black collar crime?