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Inigo:Let me explain….no, there is too much. Let me sum up; Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour.So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape – after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn’t leave much for dilly-dally.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger! That’s wonderful!
Westley: I’ve always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik’s strength, my steel.
Westley: That’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come up with something. But this…
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn’t make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo:Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn’t you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh] What I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak…
Inigo: There we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [pulls a black cloak from under his shirt] Would this do?
Inigo: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max’s. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Rosta ruck.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Looks like the boss is down to his BVD’s and undershirt.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Inigo:Let me explain….no, there is too much. Let me sum up; Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour.So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape – after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn’t leave much for dilly-dally.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger! That’s wonderful!
Westley: I’ve always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik’s strength, my steel.
Westley: That’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come up with something. But this…
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn’t make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo:Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn’t you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh] What I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak…
Inigo: There we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [pulls a black cloak from under his shirt] Would this do?
Inigo: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max’s. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.