Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2012

♪ ♫ Tequila makes her clothes fall off ♫ ♪

♪ 10 shots of Jose Cuervo… ♪

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor …

There’s always the option of not betting on tequila at all. Oh wait, three guys at a bar… what am I saying?

Seems to save on power bills – he’s got his own head of steam.

Ten years ago I’d have agreed, but I’m retarded retired now and living on a broken income; can’t afford Patrone.

♪ ♫Ba dump badda bump ba dunt dunt …… Tequilla! ♫ ♪♪ ♫

Chunks for distance!

Richard, “Hey, Guys, watch me snort this worm through my nose…..”

Well, you win some and you lose some…in this case it’s both at the same time….

One shot of tequila is too much for me. Can’t stand the stuff.

Good advice.

Johnny, heaven on earth….That’s exactly how it should be…

What’s that dripping off the ceiling?

(apologies to Rudyard)IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on tequila

Dude has a blow hole? Hey, the blast could have come out of his ears……. or……

Oh, yeah, nose! Where else could it come from?…No one knows what my nose knows….SBDs rule…

FOOM!!!

Yeah, every so often you hear about someone (usually a youth) who dies as a result of a drinking contest.

and should have learned that lesson when I was in my twenties…….

no wait……..I think I did

What I noticed was the lack of a crack in the back….these guys have their pants pulled up all the way!

@dukedoug“…make tonight a wonderful thing.Say it again…”

The Japanese have a saying, “First the man takes a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes the man.”

Nerlly, you must have, you’re still here…..

Sonny, thanks for the correction You are correct sir…Geeeze, what a buzz kill….

“…so pour me another tequila, Sheilaaa…”

i hear a trick the girls use to avoid booze breath involves ky and a turkey baster…. ;p

might keep ya real ‘regular’, don’tcha think

after 3 shots: I whop Mike Tyson…after 6 shots: I whop all of you…after the ambulance drive: I will whop the whole ER.

Drum roll please…gross out joke of the day….

“Hey, now we got salsa! Pass the chips!”