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Lola: I just love this old grandfather clock sammy
What exactly makes it a "Grandfather" clock?
Lola; It wears socks and sandals,
SammyL Ya know, m occasionally I want a real answer.
Walkinâ down the street, the ladies all be lookinâ As I pass they say, âHey whatâs cookinâ?â I say nothinâ much, but they donât care, cuz @ my feet, they continue to stare⊠Hey ladies do ya mind, my eyes are up here, but it ainât their fault, Iâm rockinâ crazy fresh footwear!
Footy Scent is Bringinâ back, Socks and Sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals bringinâ back, socks with sandals what, what, what Socks and Sandals
Some haters say that look was never in I say no disrespect or Iâll kick you in the shin I walk on by and say whatever, random! Now Iâm inside his head like my socks inside my sandals.
Cuz im bringinâ back socks and sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals! bringinâ back, socks and sandals! What, what, what? Socks and Sandals!
Hush puppy break it down for the fellas @ home!
Well, well, well ya dont have to worry âbout clippinâ your toenails, and your feet wonât get slimy if you step on a snail. Socks add a little bit of mystery, they prevent your toes from gettinâ blistery! And hereâs one more thing, just so you know, when she asks for your digits, she means your toes!
Cuz Iâm bringin back, socks and sandals what, what, what socks and sandals bringinâ back, socks and sandals what, what what socks and sandals
Flip flip, and some flippin socks Toe sandals, ainât no scandals moccasins mocasins? Youâre out of ladies.
Bringin back, socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! Bringinâ back socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! And we look so good in sandals(I know)
My grandfatherâs clockWas too large for the shelf,So it stood ninety years on the floor;It was taller by halfThan the old man himself,Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.It was bought on the mornOf the day that he was born,It was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
In watching its pendulumSwing to and fro,Many hours had he spent while a boy;And in childhood and manhoodThe clock seemed to know,And share both his grief and his joy.And it struck twenty-fourWhen he entered at the door,With a blooming and beautiful bride;
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
My grandfather saidThat of those he could hire,Not a servant so faithful he found;For it wasted no time,And had but one desire,At the close of each week to be wound.And it kept in its place,Not a frown upon its face,And its hand never hung by its side.
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
It rang an alarmIn the dead of the night,An alarm that for years had been dumb;And we knew that his spiritWas pluming his flight,That his hour of departure had come.Still the clock kept the time,With a soft and muffled chime,As we silently stood by his side. But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Itâs old and loud and continues to make disturbing noises.
rini1946 over 12 years ago
thanks never knew why before but looked it up a good story
steelersneo over 12 years ago
Walkinâ down the street, the ladies all be lookinâ As I pass they say, âHey whatâs cookinâ?â I say nothinâ much, but they donât care, cuz @ my feet, they continue to stare⊠Hey ladies do ya mind, my eyes are up here, but it ainât their fault, Iâm rockinâ crazy fresh footwear!
Footy Scent is Bringinâ back, Socks and Sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals bringinâ back, socks with sandals what, what, what Socks and Sandals
Some haters say that look was never in I say no disrespect or Iâll kick you in the shin I walk on by and say whatever, random! Now Iâm inside his head like my socks inside my sandals.
Cuz im bringinâ back socks and sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals! bringinâ back, socks and sandals! What, what, what? Socks and Sandals!
Hush puppy break it down for the fellas @ home!
Well, well, well ya dont have to worry âbout clippinâ your toenails, and your feet wonât get slimy if you step on a snail. Socks add a little bit of mystery, they prevent your toes from gettinâ blistery! And hereâs one more thing, just so you know, when she asks for your digits, she means your toes!
Cuz Iâm bringin back, socks and sandals what, what, what socks and sandals bringinâ back, socks and sandals what, what what socks and sandals
Flip flip, and some flippin socks Toe sandals, ainât no scandals moccasins mocasins? Youâre out of ladies.
Bringin back, socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! Bringinâ back socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! And we look so good in sandals(I know)
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago
My grandfatherâs clockWas too large for the shelf,So it stood ninety years on the floor;It was taller by halfThan the old man himself,Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.It was bought on the mornOf the day that he was born,It was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
In watching its pendulumSwing to and fro,Many hours had he spent while a boy;And in childhood and manhoodThe clock seemed to know,And share both his grief and his joy.And it struck twenty-fourWhen he entered at the door,With a blooming and beautiful bride;
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
My grandfather saidThat of those he could hire,Not a servant so faithful he found;For it wasted no time,And had but one desire,At the close of each week to be wound.And it kept in its place,Not a frown upon its face,And its hand never hung by its side.
But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
It rang an alarmIn the dead of the night,An alarm that for years had been dumb;And we knew that his spiritWas pluming his flight,That his hour of departure had come.Still the clock kept the time,With a soft and muffled chime,As we silently stood by his side. But it stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.Ninety years without slumbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,His life seconds numbering,Tick, tock, tick, tock,It stopped shortNever to go again,When the old man died.
By Henry Clay Work