Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 07, 2013

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    Kaywest  over 11 years ago

    Bartenders go where the conversation is..

    And Cap could only lift an oceanliner if it was somehow lowered onto his outstretched arms at the very center of its gravity, Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to support its mass equally, and it would just lay on one end or the other.

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    Mungolikecookies  over 11 years ago

    Also, Kaywest, he would likely tear through the superstructure due to the weight being placed on one tiny area.

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    jimcos  over 11 years ago

    Kaywest and Sanchia,Have you guys completely forgotten about cartoon physics? There are no rules.

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    Hectoruno  over 11 years ago

    The joke was originally set at Windows of the World. The bar on the roof of the World Trade Center. Terrorists came and ruined a perfectly good joke.

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    Mythfan Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If you’re completely invulnerable to cigarettes, then you would be immune to the effects of nicotine, and you would have no desire to smoke.

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