Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 21, 2013
May 20, 2013
May 22, 2013
Transcript:
Fritz: So, will you stay late tonight? Bixby: No way. I'll be fast asleep by 6:30. Fritz: Asleep? I thought rats were nocturnal! Bixby: Yeah, in the wild! When we have to scrounge for food! But all the garbage around here has made me completely lazy! Fritz: Just my luck, I get a domesticated rat but he won't do any tricks. Bixby: Hey, I'm kinda houstrained...
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
Don’t look at the office under UV light then.
Kaywest over 11 years ago
Maybe if we labeled “domesticated rat” by its other name – “prey”, these negotiations might go a bit differently.
echoraven over 11 years ago
…always a plus with a rodent.
TheBluckwells over 11 years ago
a house trained rat what is he a hamster?