Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 28, 2015
October 27, 2015
October 29, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Tyr, this is our son. Tyr: Healthy lad. What's his name. Woman: Sigurd Tyrson. Tyr: A fine moniker. Well, thanks for stopping by! Woman: Forget it! It's your turn, now! I'm getting some sleep! Tyr: What?? What am I supposed to do with him? Woman: Bond with him. Tyr: Uhh... how's you like to lay siege to a fiefdom, kid?
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Yeah, that sounds like how Tyr would bond with a kid.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 9 years ago
I never heard anything about Tyr being married to one of the Jötnar.
K M about 9 years ago
Spending way too much time trying to figure out how his steroid-shrunken member could actually get off inside a woman that large. OTOH, I’m reminded of a female comic who said her boyfriend resisted wearing a condom, whining, “But when I weaaaaaaaaaaaaar one I don’t feeeeeeeeeel anything!” “Well,” she replied, “then we’re even!”Which reminds me of an audio quiz Letterman did in his NBC days (IIRC) where an accented voice was protesting, ’It was in, I tell you, it was in! It was in!" “This,” Dave said, “is A: Boris Becker arguing with a referee; B: Boris Becker arguing with a line judge; C: Boris Becker arguing with his girlfriend.”