Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 23, 2015
Transcript:
Dynaman: Who do you like to fight the most? Thugs? Aliens? Scientists? Captain Victorious: Actually, I prefer white-collar criminals. Dynaman: White-collar criminals? But they pose no physical threat!! They just break whatever laws they want and then try to buy their way out of -- oh, I think I get where you're going with this... Captain Victorious: Have you seen my new Mercedes?
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Yeah, that sounds like Cap. Course them white collar villains can afford to buy some blue collar thugs to do most of their dirty work for them. And have a few scientists on hand inventing things to take care of the rest of their dirty work. Then there’s their cadre of lawyers if they ever get caught by any but unscrupulous superheroes. The unscrupulous superheroes can always be bought off. The ones with scruples they can try suing.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why does the Cap need an automobile? He can fly above street traffic.Besides, the only place he ever goes is McSparky’s Tavern.
The Merc must just be a status symbol.