Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 29, 2019
Transcript:
hamhock: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!" ralston: and how does that apply to you? hamhock: I went to bed at 7:30 last night! ralston: yeah, but you woke up at 5:30 this afternoon. hamhock: i'm hoping for partial credit...
Nachikethass about 6 years ago
A “man”, you said. Does that apply to bacon?
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
Still, you’ll be dead in 100 years. We all will. #SurpriseEnding
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
This doesn’t really apply to me. I go to bed early and get up early. I’m still on fixed income and the body’s fallin’ apart. But some people think I’m a wiseacre.
Daeder about 6 years ago
That counts as daylight savings, right?