Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 17, 2012

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

Mushy Brakes , Faded Upholstery, Dodgy Steering, Hard to start on Cold Days…must be an Older Model “VonTramp” convertible (The Top comes down in the Wink of an Eye…)

Unless it gets too old then it depends wether the car was popular, and he will keep it as a collectors item. OR if it crashes and get wasted then he turns it in for junk.

Need constant maintenance, heavy on fuel and once you’ve got one, make sure you’ve got plenty of cash..(Personal experience – not a generalisation.)

When it comes to cars and women, most guys are looking for the same thing – a good ride.

men love the exotic supercars like ferrari, aston, lambo, zonda, etc…but, reality hits them with gas mileage, insurance, depreciation, storage space, etc…so, they settle for 300, camry, prius, focus, genesis, dart, golf, malibu, accord, civic, etc…it also applies to women. they want angelina, jennifer, taylor, sofia, eva, etc..but, they settle with their school sweetheart, girl from work, from a dating service, etc…

And the key to a woman’s heart is through her _______. (Fill in the blank.)

i wish that was said BEFORE!

If it’s got boobs or wheels, you have a problem.

Just make sure to protect your key until you get the car checked out under the hood or you might be in for a big bill later!