Close to Home by John McPherson for October 30, 2012

Nah, just the usual…a rabid badger.

Nah. It’s a bobcat.

Well, it drools, can starve, be set on fire, but it won’t physically explode!

No, why do you ask?

Just shipping Garfield home

Package to Tasmania.

It is a delivery to Mr. Schrodinger.

Honey Badger

I’m whistling. How long will it take to galumph to my house?

Waldo Jefferson.

trying to get that special “wolverine in a box” rate.

“…you didn’t mention deadly, that’s still OK, right?”

If it alive, we must mark it as such.

Yes, it’s perishable and has an explosive temper.