B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 30, 2012

what do you call a vampire whose car runs out of gas? ,……………wait for it. ……….you call him a CAB!!!!!!!!!!!courtesy of my 10 year old grandson.

Do witches have hollow weenies ? ( warlocks )

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts to do it.

Politicians?

Don’t forget tax collectors.

I have a pair of fangs that fit over my teeth like caps. I like to wear them when I go to the lab for blood work and quote George Hamilton from Love At First Bite: “I’m here to make a withdrawal.”

GoComic commentators?

I thought that was fashion modeling.

Insurance Companies?

Good one JoPhan