Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 26, 2006
Transcript:
"OK. Dracula, Werewolf and Frankenstein in a steel cage match. Who wins?" "Gamera, hands down." "A giant, radioactive flying turtle wasn't one of the choices." "Oh, wasn't he?" "Y'see Gamera heard about your little steel cage match being advertised on his favorite morning radio show. He then took it upon himself to swoop in and crash the party." "Why can't you ever just answer a question?" "Gamera shoots lasers. Pyow, pyow!!"