Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 14, 2006

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"And if elected to president of the republic of New Cornfoundland, I promise to always lend an ear to my believed corn-stituency. Unlike my opponent who is plainly cornfused." "And if I'm elected I promise to change our name back to Cornecticut like we agreed, and I will put a stop to all other insulting infusions of corn into the English lexicon." "My opponent doesn't care to incornporate corn into our language so she must hate corn." "No, it just sounds corny." "Hey, good one." "That wasn't intentional. Oh, take that." "Ow. You see what she did?!" TOK