Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 09, 2006
Transcript:
"Do you think that mankind will ever be able to get along with one another?" "Will we ever throw aside our differences of race, religion and politics and just accept each other?" "No. Not until an outside alien force invades earth. And I'm talking hostile aliens with chips on their shoulders. Then all of mankind will realize we've got bigger problems and will rally together." "Of course, we'll still have our rears handed to us, but we will be united, darn it."