Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 12, 2007
Transcript:
"With Valentine's day approaching, it has me thinking. Will I ever find that special someone to share my life with? That one person who ignites my soul? The one who quote unquote 'completes me'?" "Only if she won't mind sharing you with that cow." "How dare you listen to my private thoughts, Tracy!!" "They're not thoughts if I can hear them, genius." "You will rue this day, sis!! Rue it!!" "Oh yes, by the power of St. Valentine, she will rue." "What's rue mean?" "Not sure."