Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 25, 2007

Transcript:

"I wish science had never happened." "Life was so much simpler without it, back when wizards roamed the earth." "In the time of wizards, there was magic in the world. There wasn't a bunch of science around to confuse you. If you didn't understand something, it could simply be explained as magic and that was enough for you, and you were happy." "If a wizard says the sun was the fiery eye of a dragon that would melt you if you disobeyed the king, you believed him, cuz he was a wizard and he knew magic and you didn't. Simple." "Yup, the world would be so much better off if science never existed." "But science brought about electricity and cures to many of the world's diseases..." fftt fftt fftt "Where's your science now?!! Huzzah!!" "Silly string is not magic, Gandalf."