Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 17, 2008

Transcript:

"Ever notice that when you have a problem, if you wait long enough, most times, it seems to fix itself? It's like the universe has some weird way of righting itself..." "Hi, Bobby the syndicate sent me cuz 'Boy & Cow' isn't catering to newspapers' main demographic." "...Mr. Gruber?" "We've bought in Chester here to fix all that. Sorry I can't stay, we're auditioning new Thad Nussbaums today." Whap!! "That's few makin' me drain muh batter cartin' out here." "Hey!" "And git ready for more cane whappin', cuz that's what's funny, not no talkin' 'bout no problems. 'Boo Hoo, muh feelins, life's hard, I wanna cry.' If you cry now, it'll be cuzza cane whappins!" "Hold on, I'm driftin'. Battery's out." "Gahhhh! Brakes is out too!" "Wow, the universe didn't waste any time on that one." "Might be a two-fer. I think he's gonna clip Mr. Gruber."