Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 15, 2009

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Billy says, "How come you didn't get me a Valentine?" Cow says, "well, I am letting you eat the candy you gave me." Martin says, "Billy? Cow? Is that you?" Be Mine Billy says, "AGHHH!!!" Martin says, "Don't panic, it's me, Martin. I sewed myself up in a giant stuffed bear as a gift for my secret Valentine." Martin says, "I was going to ring the doorbell. Sit down on the front porch, then after she drags me inside. I was going to come to life and surprise her." Martin says, "Except, I didn't cut any eye or breathing holes, and it's just blind luck I came across you two before I succumbed to the lightheaded hypoxia that's been plaguing me the last half-mile." Be Mine WHAMP!! CHUSH!! Cow says, "Yep. nothing says romance like finding a dead guy in your teddy bear." Billy says, "It's still better than when he tried to eat his way out of a giant truffle."