At least she’s honest. Here are some more typical break up lines from women I’ve dated along with their approximate translations in the vernacular:
“It’s not you; it’s me” = “I don’t like you.”
“Let’s just be friends.” = “You have exactly the sort of personality I’ve been looking for in a man, but I find you excessively unattractive.”
“I think we should take a break from dating.” = “I never want to see you again.”
“I just don’t think we have that much in common.” = “I’M sexy, smart, and fun to be around. You, on the other hand…”
“You seem like a nice guy, but I’ve been hurt in the past, and I just want to be cautious and take it slow.” = “I have a date tomorrow with a man I just met on Craigslist.”
Well, he has tried his luck with Dana and Carolina. And when he asked a wishing well to make him more popular with girls, it turned him into a dog. So it attracted a few.
There’s no guarantee that this was a real date. He may well have seen someone he knew sitting there and joined her. For Jay that would be serious courting.
Ellen Gwynne almost 12 years ago
Sometimes a little lie is a big help.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
what do women want?
troll360 almost 12 years ago
Aw, poor jay
Dwilesjr almost 12 years ago
I have found women are like us in the aspect that they do not know excatly what they want either.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 12 years ago
Each gender thinks the other has the confidence, and the nerves all all on their own side.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That’s okay, Jay. Those hips are going to go intercontinental before she’s 40.
tsandl almost 12 years ago
At least she’s honest. Here are some more typical break up lines from women I’ve dated along with their approximate translations in the vernacular:
“It’s not you; it’s me” = “I don’t like you.”
“Let’s just be friends.” = “You have exactly the sort of personality I’ve been looking for in a man, but I find you excessively unattractive.”
“I think we should take a break from dating.” = “I never want to see you again.”
“I just don’t think we have that much in common.” = “I’M sexy, smart, and fun to be around. You, on the other hand…”
“You seem like a nice guy, but I’ve been hurt in the past, and I just want to be cautious and take it slow.” = “I have a date tomorrow with a man I just met on Craigslist.”
Snark-impaired almost 12 years ago
So women are supposed to be sticks? (This is to the people who made comments about her hips or thighs.)
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 12 years ago
Yep. It is.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 12 years ago
Well, he has tried his luck with Dana and Carolina. And when he asked a wishing well to make him more popular with girls, it turned him into a dog. So it attracted a few.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 12 years ago
There’s no guarantee that this was a real date. He may well have seen someone he knew sitting there and joined her. For Jay that would be serious courting.
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
“It’s not you, It’s me”:You aren’t spending anywhere near enough money on me.
unknownvq almost 12 years ago
Wow! A first! I’m glad I saw this!
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
I have loved this man from the first night we met (in my basement). ;-D
johnzakour Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It would be no fun if Jay were a successful dater. :)
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Aw come on give Jay a chance mam!!
ecboston almost 12 years ago
Nice to see you got the extra strip in to make up for the Sunday one