Monty by Jim Meddick for November 27, 2012
Transcript:
Still recovering from Thanksgiving?... Yeah. It takes a wild to get over my mom's point by point critique of my life. In some sick way, I've gotta hand it to her. She really does a thorough job of analyzing all my flaws, weaknesses and bad decisions... Well, give it a coupla days and I'm sure you'll forget all about it. Yeah, but it's not so easy when she prints everything out and hands it to me in a vinyl 2 pocket report cover...
tattooedcyberidiot almost 12 years ago
Think of it as a biography
Limpid Lizard almost 12 years ago
What really hurts is that there are a couple dozen blank pages at the end reserved for an addendum.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
I wonder if Gretch will allow Monty to read that charming little document?
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That is just nasty.
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
So the coffee shop doesn’t own a trash can?
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
you have to wonder if Mommy ’s Mother wrote her one?
chriscc63 almost 12 years ago
I dont know why Monty is so head over heals for her she is so bla looking almost dumpy, but still she is 3 levels above him.
xenobiafeinberg Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Do we think the Chapter titled Bad Decisions has an entire section devoted to Moondog?
ramonesfan almost 12 years ago
Then she should have Thanksgiving with Monty, even if it means sleeping with him later
Michelle Morris almost 12 years ago
Two words: shred-der.