Monty by Jim Meddick for December 01, 2012
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Wanna beer? Are you @!#@$ing nuts?!! I've been doubled over... Retching, purging, convulsing for almost 11 hours straight! Why in the @#@#% would I want a beer?!!! It was a test. In all the time I've known you, I've never seen you turned down a beer... I... I guess you really are sick. Well, now you know! Ok, okay, maybe I'll have just a little sip...
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ah ha! His stupidity has caught up with him.
Ottodesu almost 12 years ago
I might have some turkey tonight.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My faith is restored.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And hi Otto.At least when YOU say that I don’t assume it’s from last Thursday.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
If Moonie’s been purging for almost eleven hours, he’s dehydrated and needs fluids. So, yeah, a little beer (especially if it’s watery American dreck).
Varnes almost 12 years ago
12 pack later, back in the closet….
kwanza_30303 almost 12 years ago
While I was an intern I had a patient dying from cancer and suffering from severe nausea. Only beer appealed to him, but the hospital would not allow it. I went to bat for him (although I was a strict teetotaler at the time) and the hospital let his wife bring in a six pack a day, and he kept it down and enjoyed it. One of the best things I ever did in medicine!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
So glad we are not seeing EB lamenting the fate of his beloved vacuum.
lohaces almost 12 years ago
Once when I was an undergrad I had way too much to drink one night (which for me is not that much, volume-wise), and I spent the next day feeling soooo bad; I told people if they give me a bullet, I’ll find a way to put myself out of my misery. My best friend who had been with me the night before showed up late that afternoon, when I was finally feeling better, and said, “Hey, there’s a party at an apartment complex nearby. Let’s go.” I replied, “ARE YOU NUTS!? I spent the day feeling rotten from last night, and you think I want to be around alcohol AGAIN??” But, he persisted (“You don’t have to drink anything, you know…”), and I finally agreed. I was definitely the arms-crossed party-pooper at the gathering, though.
littleannoyingdog almost 12 years ago
puke and then drink no problem at least you have an empty stomach