F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 24, 2012

ouch; call an ER while you’re at it

That was dis-arm-ing.

This may appeal to those who are always looking for handouts.

I’m always afraid of this happening when I try to hold the elevator for someone at work.

Take it to a second hand shop.

Umm, no blood. Maybe it was a robot!

Yet again no good deed goes unpunished.

My uncle told me of a man who used his prosthetic arm to hold a heavy door at restaurant and it slipped and was left dangling in the man’s sleeve at a disconcerting angle My uncle said if he hadn’t seen the hook, he would have thought the man’s arm had been horribly broken by the door. It is such a blessing for our neighbors who have lost limbs that prosthetics have advanced to the degree they have. Whether from illness, accident, or war, more and more of those in my area with such replacements have a quality of life exponentially better than friends and relatives I knew in the 60s and 70s. And while this post has a serious tone to it, I want to compliment some of the excellent wordsmiths who posted before me. Some of your comments made me smile more than the cartoon did.Happy Holidayze,C.

Maybe he was just trying to give you the finger and got carried away!

Lol, gross! Let’s give it a proper burial in the men’s bathroom waste basket.

“Let’s just leave it and take the stairs.”

Workplace injury caused by malfunctioning safety sensors. I smell lawyers.