The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 30, 2012

if only it was that easy!

Maybe get a smaller nose too.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. You shouldn’t pick your friends’ noses, no matter how good a friend they are.

I see! Therefore, I yam!

Now adjust the eyes in the back of his head.

hmmmm…. eye transplants..

I need to go for eye tests every two years now. Since my vision was really bad at the Age of 9…

Love the strip!

xxx

should’ve been born a carrot?

Hey, that’s my line

Now he can see what a hot potato the wife is.

Mr. Potato Head has lips now?

Has Dave Whammond seen this one?

Stigmatism adjustments.Gets those wavy lines all straight.Reminds me of adjusting the old B&W TVs.Adjust the horizontal and a adjust the vertical.Use to be a big bother when the one of the tubes went out. But called the RCA guy came right to the house with a big box of tubes and replaced it. No charge if your TV was purchased from his shop. Other than that about 2 dollars.That was a tank of gas back then. Really expensive.

Well blow me down!

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