Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2012

Of course she did…. she’s such a sugar attic.

Dogsniff… hers look a little glazed.

She should skip it, her back porch is gettin’ pretty big….

If it’s a she; she needs to shave her window planter box. (That came out kind of weird; using box and shave in the same sentence.)

I see the hat on the corner of his roof…guessing it is a man….the man of the house.

You can tell it’s a he-house by the hat.

My next house just has to have a room for desserts!Great comments – and so funny!

Wetzel’s Home Improvements is a business in Milwaukee, “Wetzel’s Home Cooking” must be a restaurant in the store’s food court.

Does Wetzel’s shingle roofs with waffles?

Gosh…. The cute, coy expression and little hat were what made me think it was a lady house.Guess I didn’t look too closely…..but men don’t usually wear their hats in a restaurant.And I just noticed that the poor fellow has shingles, too.Also… No. Six, want to translate for the west side of the pond?The only meaning I know for “a night on the tiles,” which I’ve only encountered in a crossword, is “a night of drunken revelry.” Is it also used for something this sedate?