Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 30, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 12 years ago

    What’s the difference between a drunken sailorand the Government. The sailor quits spendingwhen his money is all spent. The Government doesn’t.

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    tripwire45  almost 12 years ago

    No kidding.

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    gerald.dufresne  almost 12 years ago

    Chemical weapons are WMD, no?

    http://news.yahoo.com/uk-experts-help-iraq-destroy-chemical-residues-144204378.html

    And yet, did this make the nightly news? NOPE.

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    trimguy  almost 12 years ago

    Oh good. Yet another Dittohead.

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    dtayls  almost 12 years ago

    That’s OK, Bung. Just ask the bartender to raise the debt ceiling. If he’s like Obama he’ll do it, then tell you he’ll do it whenever it’s needed and you are entitled to it. Joy of joys!

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    VegasJimmy  almost 12 years ago

    He won. Get over it.

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    rwgate  almost 12 years ago

    Yeah, he really won. 61 million of us voted for him. The only attempted voter fraud came from the Reptilians in Florida, Pennsylvania and other states, when they tried to disenfranchise lower income voters with phony voter ID laws.

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    rwgate  almost 12 years ago

    There were no active chemical weapons found in Iraq. Chemical weapons have a limited shelf life, and don’t store well at all. ’The residue was found in some old canisters from the Iraq-Iran war where Saddam actually did use chemical weapons. However, all the chemicals were inert.

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    rwgate  almost 12 years ago

    Care to give any examples of “give aways”, or “get aways” to back up your statement? Or are you just shooting off at the mouth, as usual?

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    rwgate  almost 12 years ago

    OK, a**hole, prove in his own words that he’s a Communist, anti-American, racist bigot. The press is entirely owned by large corporate conglomerates. They do not lean left. It costs $30000 a page for advertising in a major newspaper. Who has that kind of money? The Reptilians. For your information, FOX News is simply an arm of the right wing branch of the Reptilian Party. It says a lot for your intelligence that you think that only one “news” outlet is correct and all the others are wrong. By the way, FOX is not a news organization, it’s an entertainment network. They even went to court and admitted they were not “news”. A little research might have told you that.

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    Robert Gillespie  almost 12 years ago

    Comics used to be just for a good laugh or two.

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