Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 22, 2011
August 20, 2011
August 27, 2011
Transcript:
new harry potter book spoilt it's about time for a new harry potter book! here's a synopsis of the plot - in this one, harry gets on the wrong side of the hogwarts shop teacher, who's not really evil per se, just grumpy and disappointed with life. teacher: potter, you washout! call this a horse-head bookend? and, of course, all the kids have hit puberty, some of them pretty hard. i think they use a magic spell. girl: kablamium puberto! harry: coo! fancy a bit o' "snoggin" (smooching) eh, love? things get out of hand and harry is charged with public indeceny & "sent down" (expelled) from hogwarts. harry: bloody 'ell
Spock about 6 years ago
What about the Weasleys? What about Hagrid? Will Harry finally marry Hermione? Will the Slytherins become good people? Will Guan… er, Azkaban, ever be closed? So many lose ends… This book is vitally needed!